Lunge Waffle

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

Blue waffle

Hard to explain so look it up on Google images

Look up blue waffle in Google images

by Willsabub April 6, 2021

Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

waffle

A typical thing done by people named Jude. They just randomly chat shit and go on about it for ages. Please shut the fuck up Jude. Thanks.

Jude stop with the fucking waffle

by Jenkdog October 11, 2022

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019