Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx February 16, 2016

Sloppy Waffle

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.

I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!

by Sarcia26 August 13, 2019

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

a phrase used in almost every single YouTube video

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

by AnUglyPP February 01, 2023

Waffle burger

Another term for chatting shit basically

‘Mans chatting bare waffle burger’ big man Jakey boy

by Woioilads May 24, 2022

waffle hoe

A woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships, who speaks or writes, especially at great length, without saying anything important or useful.

Carrie: *yapping about amputations*
Estella: Shut up, waffle hoe. Stop your yapping.

by MangoWinslow May 01, 2024

Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.

she's a real Waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024