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United States

Another way to call Mexico. Due to its official name is Mexican United States.
-Where are you from?
-I am from United States!
-Oh, USA?
-No, Mexican United States
by Mr.Chilo July 12, 2022
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B-unit

Babysitting unit, started up by Mousey's mum. This group is hardcore in taking over the world and leading way in the cycle of drugs accross Alsager. She drives around ina pimped up Ford Galaxy with her crew.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb- unit!B-unit
by Xun September 21, 2008
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Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be
by FooballFan March 28, 2022
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newton unit

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!
by poopledee January 13, 2018
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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Drogheda United

A football club that is always in our shadow.
Drogheda United. Always in our shadow.
by AG3470 May 19, 2024
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