Turtlehead

To get head while taking a shit in the toilet

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom

by Loganation March 10, 2010

Turtle Virus

When you turn green and gets REALLY big green pimples, and grows a shell.

Look in the nature mag.

by FuzzyºMonkey March 16, 2004

turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hours without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

As i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Vall May 14, 2005

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

turtle smuss

turtle smuss- A blown out vigina that belongs to a female that has a lower than average IQ.
2. A meaningless exclamation used that can be used over and over and over again.

1. dude that dyslecic slut had extreme turtle smuss going on!
2. Im working again this friday turtle smuss.
3. AWWWWW!! turltle smuss that girl said that was a cold sore on her lip.

by Tony Dolphin December 29, 2007

Turtle

When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"

Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah

by Count of Monte Cristi September 6, 2009

turtlemaster

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013