sausage cunt

a bad word for a shemale a male/female that has both sex organs

I accidentally fucked a sausage cunt this morning

by HJORT V LARSEN June 1, 2018

Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

Sausage Pie

seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.

Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?

Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams June 16, 2018

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

roman sausage

In HDVPASS FILTHY SASHA GREY DOES ANAL AND ATM on pornhub, 06:11 most people mishear 'fucking ruin Sasha's ass' as 'stuff that roman sausage in my ass'.

Sasha Grey: Stuff that roman sausage in my ass.

by Narunt June 21, 2018

Pembroke sausage

Condimenting the male genitalia with ketchup, mustard, and relish for another person to enjoy.

Dude, my girl only likes blowing me if I have a Pembroke sausage.

by Ecdad July 7, 2018

Dragging sausage

A term used in the porno industry to describe someone with a long dick that touches the floor and drags along the ground as they walk.

After the sex scene Ron Jeremy walked to the beverage stand and was dragging sausage the entire time.

by Phil Seaman July 21, 2018