I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.

I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.

by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021

blue waffle syrup

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.

"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."

by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016

Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Flipping waffles

Basically this means an individual is completely wrong/ not enough information is known about a situation but continues to argue about the topic. Usually in a exaggerated and dramatic way. Public or private no-place is safe from these assholes.

“ I can’t believe your baby momma brought her mom to hand off screaming in your face again! Bitch be flipping waffles. “

by PlznoBS92 July 17, 2021

Fat Waffle

a person that is a hoe, fat, and has grid lines

you fat waffle!

by fatwafflebling March 14, 2020