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Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018
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Ring Toss

The sexual act of two people tossing donuts with a ring in a middle onto a man’s erect penis. By the end of this the penis should have been covered in donuts from base to tip. Afterwards, the man can glaze the donut (cover cum on it) and the winner of the game can then eat the donut. This act must require at least two people but more can play depending on the size of the penis.
My two best friends love playing Ring Toss with me.
by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025
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Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.
I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!
by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022
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Ampheta-ring

To blow 5 or more crystal meth smoke rings consecutively like a chooooo chooooooo
Check out my new trick kids, (hits meth pipe)

"It's called the ampheta-ring"
by JerryConQueefador November 7, 2025
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Medusa-ring

The male lies on his back and lifts his legs into the air as to put his body weight onto his upper back, neck and head. Then while erect, he pushes the penis forward between his legs and the partner then sits on his cock, the partners legs will be adjacent with his back. After he cums, the partner pushes out the semen so it rolls down his stomach and into his mouth.
Ted loved it when his girl friend medusa'd him, she was a very big fan of medusa-ring, he really enjoyed the taste of his fresh cum and her ass.
by analman52 January 6, 2012
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sophie ring

by sophie xxxx August 8, 2023
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Coudersport Peach Ring

The act of pouring Peach Syrup onto someone's anus and then performing a Rimjob, usually this sex move is done to shut a whiny whore up
I gave my bitch a Coudersport Peach Ring to shut her up
by Dan McSour January 19, 2025
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