Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons

Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!

by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023

Mike Moon

mike moon is a super talented artist who sings under many different genres, most commonly known as "aesthetic rap" but mike creates his own genre that nobody else can ever replicate. mike is super interactive with his fans, going live on instagram , and always saying super kind things to his fans <3

Poser: "Yo bro!! have u ever heard of Shady Moon?"
Real 1: "Bro, don't u mean Mike Moon💀"

by dream_vo1d January 14, 2024

Moon streakzz

The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.

I felt so pleased with myself after leaving moon streakzz along my teacher’s desk

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Digital Moon

When you send a nude butt picture through a social media site.

Oh man, Dan sent a digital moon to my phone the other day.

by Dabirdie March 23, 2017

Blood moon

A different way of saying that someone has started their period.

Did you see how Monica behaving today? I think the blood moon has risen for him

by Pandalord2006 November 19, 2020

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.

“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”

by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023