ocean child

Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean

I’m such an ocean child !

by anonymous June 22, 2022

child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.

"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."

by lkaoiss February 18, 2023

Child

Me

My name is child

by Child Slayer March 15, 2021

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

Ruptered Child

An individual under the age of 18 who cheers themself up through entertainment and happiness. Children who are under this role refuse to share their feelings as they think NO ONE ELSE would care about them. They are always around people who give them disrespect and nothing but their own problems. They do nothing but help them.

Daniella seems so quiet under all the problems we dealt with, I wonder if she's a Ruptered Child.

by roles September 1, 2023