sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016

furry sausage

To have a fun time with girl

I am having a furry sausage time

by Bitch .com May 19, 2018

sawdust sausage

A cheap supermarket sausage, of dubious ingredients, typically cooked up at a fundraising sausage sizzle.

I’ll grab a pack of sawdust sausages for the bbq this afternoon.

by AkayK February 14, 2018

Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Sausage Scout

A Boy Scout, or someone associated with the Boy Scouts.

Boy: I have to go to a Boy Scout meeting later.
Girl: You mean a Sausage Scout meeting?

by VampireMistress September 11, 2013

Sausage taco

Thca in law

Bobby made sausage taco

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.

Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.

by Searsisdead February 4, 2016