Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.
Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
Get the Illini Mud Twistermug. When you are banging McCarthy’s mother in the poop shoot, then clean your dick on her pillow shoving her face in it for being a dirty girl. Don’t confuse it with Mississippi blood hound.
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
Get the Mississippi mud houndmug. What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.
by Goat-Lord January 12, 2019
Get the Mud-Fuckermug. by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022
Get the Mud-Jobmug. by Lachaballs June 9, 2024
Get the eat dick mudmug. by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025
Get the Mud Crustermug. by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020
Get the the Maryland mud slidemug.