Boomerang Fart

Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .

*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*

Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"

Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*

by A. St James September 20, 2012

caution fart

When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart

I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.

by carter14 May 8, 2018

fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.

Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte”

by Kale07 January 12, 2022

Fart Raid

While the victim is asleep a group of friends sneak in the room close all the windows fart stinky farts all at once and wake up the victim. Then they lock the victim in their room forcing the victim to smell the farts!

Man tonight I will host a fart raid on Alfred after he was flirting with my girl!

by fartso55 November 25, 2016

vintage fart

on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.

jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.

by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021

Imposter Fart

An imposter fart is basically a shart. But more sus

"Dude why were you gone for so long"
"I took an imposter fart"

by RaidoSus January 19, 2021