bestwestern baby

A bestwestern baby is someone who should have been a cum stain on the mattress in a bestwestern hotel; an accidental child

Wife: I told my husband to pullout , but he took to long, and now we have a bestwestern baby
Lady: Darn, that sucks

by Lokij December 29, 2016

Drape Baby

Similar to "drip baby ", a Drape Baby is from when it's mom is Raped in the Ass, then the cum drips down and makes a "Drape Baby."

Gena got raped in the ass and 9 months later there was a drape baby!

by SwampLoggerExtreme August 14, 2010

Gabey Baby

Nickname for Cobra Starship's leadsinger Gabriel Saporta

They call him Gabey Baby!

by BabyRace November 30, 2010

TARP Babies

The generation born in 2008, whos children and children's children will inherit massive debt as a result of TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program, and other inneffective bailouts/stimulus packages during the Bush and Obama presidencies.

We are TARP Babies

by asikjbdhgfuhu December 11, 2010

Baby daddy

General term to describe the father of a child who is not married to the mother.

"I'd like to introduce you to John, the baby daddy."
(Note nods and subtle looks of acknowledgment, as the third person now understands baby was conceived out of wedlock and the parent couple relationship may be tenuous or non-existent.

by AH73 February 21, 2014

JMG baby

JMG baby is the luckiest girl in the world. She is pretty and sweet and really knows how to take care if her man. She has her life figured out and knows just what she wants, including WHO she wants. She is a dime for sure and anyone is lucky to have her.

She is a JMG baby, one of a kind, wish she was mine.

by Foreverandalways42 October 6, 2013

Baby-Jam

The goop found on a baby after birth

or the residue found on the fingers after fingering a women that is near or on her period

After I made that bitch moan, I had a quarter oz. of baby-jam resting on my fingers, I then force fed her the jelly and asked for fellatio.

by Zach :) December 31, 2010