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Texting orgy

When multiple people are texting each other to the point it gets confusing as to who said what and when.
We were texting with a bunch of people and lost complete understanding what was going on. Big Dave said looks like we have ourselves a texting orgy.
by LuckyFairlane1 August 30, 2013
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text pong

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
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text cuck

when you text something semi important/ needs responses in the group chat and your boy doesnt let it breathe for everyone to see.. instead he sends some dumb unrelated shit opening your text up to the chance of burial.
i was trying to get a head count for a super bowl block pool and kg text cucked the fuck outta me with his carson wentz bullshit.
by cucklife33 February 7, 2021
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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extramarital text

Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.
Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.

Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!
by weteachourselves August 14, 2011
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Ghost-Texting

The act of typing without a keyboard due to an interference by physical displacement of the typing device, simply known as "Yeet". Or by supernatural powers (e.g., Wizards, Superheroes, and Ghosts).
"Somebody yeeted my phone so hard, I'm ghost-texting rn!"
by Ghost Of Tesmul February 19, 2023
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Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.
John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.
by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016
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