(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.
(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'
(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'
by Breezydarling September 29, 2012
Get the Slunk Textmug. A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
Get the Trojan horse textmug. Com being short for communication. text com is when 2 people stood or sat down next to each communicating via text message. This is either done when in a place where you can't hear what person is saying or where theres a group of more than three people and 2 people and want to keep the things they are saying a secret.
Bill: Sally and John keep on texting. I wonder who they are texting.
Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.
Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.
by Oh-Ma-hiar August 31, 2010
Get the Text Commug. "text rejected"
When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!
guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!
by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011
Get the text-jectedmug. by SasSquash September 16, 2018
Get the text probemug. The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.
Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.
by doggle1 November 17, 2011
Get the Taper-textingmug. the text that (sometimes) appears when you hover over an image on a website, usually just briefly describing the image that you are looking at.
Person 1: *hovers over a random image- hey! I see text there! Wonder what it's called...
Person 2: it's called alt text you idiot
Person 1: really? *looks for alt text for 2000000000000 other images
Person 2: *sighs- really?
Person 2: it's called alt text you idiot
Person 1: really? *looks for alt text for 2000000000000 other images
Person 2: *sighs- really?
by cyanbutneon September 4, 2023
Get the alt textmug.