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fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.
Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
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Fart Bomb

collecting a fart in your hand and throwing the smell at someone
Harvato fart bombed me and I smelled like a skunk.
by Anesthesia God August 18, 2020
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Fart as hell

An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!
by minnicle August 31, 2020
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Dejafood fart

Verb : A fart that smells just like the food you ate earlier in the day .
I had a {dejafood fart } it smelled like the cold pizza and milk I had for breakfast .
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012
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Veet Fart

The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.
Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?

Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!

Friend: ROFLCOPTER
by HOSE B December 5, 2012
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fart-boxers

A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.
boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.
by tycali February 1, 2013
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Boomerang Fart

Accidental mis-routing of a normal fart. Rather than blasting away from the buttocks, fart wraps around through the thighs, resulting in scrotal flappage. Flatulence then exits the front of body. . .
*Laying on back in bed and farting into mattress*

Girlfriend: Oh GAWD!! That stinks... Did you let another Boomerang Fart go?!?"

Boyfriend: *Grins awkwardly*
by A. St James September 20, 2012
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