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Work Crush

Having a crush on someone you work with. Commonly thinking about it when you see them but never acting on it for fear of causing a work-life drama crisis.
Tanya: oh my gosh I have the biggest work crush on Jeff

Sophie: wait when do you work with him next
by Lovergirl0202 October 21, 2023
mugGet the Work Crushmug.

asian work boots

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
mugGet the asian work bootsmug.
So I'm stealing your property so you have to
Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."

A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."

Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the If you're able bodied you can workmug.

Working Harder

Hym "And here's why: The fact that I have material contributions to a swath of endeavors in a variety fields and am not receiving any credit is demonstrative of the fact that working harder isn't going to translate to any material success. So no. The plan remains the same."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
mugGet the Working Hardermug.

Work

Work is what the plug supplies you with.
Yo, I'm going to need that work when I get off.
by Andradeism March 5, 2022
mugGet the Workmug.

mechanical work

scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel
Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving
by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024
mugGet the mechanical workmug.

Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic
Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
mugGet the Works at the post officemug.

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