Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

aggravation shrinkage

A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.

"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".

by Lord Thunder December 23, 2010

wobbly stink

varriation of the shocker, where the pinky is wobbled vigorously in the butthole

slipped my girl a "wobbly stink" yesterday... she loved it...(they always do)

by j-riggs January 24, 2011

Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011

aphro stink

Someone who has an oddly appealing aroma. Usually their scent is enticing, even to others who are beautiful and seductive.

Jill: Hey whats up with Frodo and his aphro stink.
Amanda: Yea, wierd he makes me want to go closer.
Jill: Maybe he'll turn his head.
Amanda: Hopefully he looks as good as he smells.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

surprise sprinkle

n- that extra bit of urine that comes out after one has thouhgt they were done peeing.Usually solved by "jiggling" (usually happens with males)

person 1: aww damn, it looks like i pissed myself due to surprise sprinkle
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude

by wonderbread257 May 9, 2011

slut sprinkles

std's (consisting of herpes and gonorrhea) that sluts sprinkle around the town while they fuck everything that walks.

"man, i think i got those slut sprinkles from that girl last night."

by megustaass August 20, 2011