When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
Get the Nose Slap Ass Gapmug. V.
1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.
2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.
1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.
2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.
Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.
by recentlygenius November 12, 2009
Get the nose gropemug. The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.
by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017
Get the star-nose trolledmug. Dumping a can of pineapple chunks in a person's anus during sexual intercourse and eating it all out
by DiddlyPuff98 November 12, 2024
Get the Hawaiian Brown Nosemug. Cuntnose for dyslexics
by BeatleBabe007 November 5, 2024
Get the Nose cuntmug. The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
Get the Nose Baldmug. When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
Get the nose trumpetmug.