taco vender

The equivelant of a male having his fly down and 'selling hot dogs', only for a female. She is selling tacos of the pink variety.

God Kim, stop vending tacos.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

taco queen

when a bitch makes the best fuckin tacos in the world

Whoa bitch, your tacos are better than an alabama hot pocket! You're the taco queen!

by Siggity Sam February 21, 2007

ass tacos

feces, lint, toilet paper and other stuff between your ass

i rubed ass tacos on mikey's face.

by Doverman April 28, 2008

chilli taco

to put liquid feces into ones vagina

One time in neveade jim got a hooker and gave her a chilli taco.

by jdelmurder September 30, 2004

taco juice

The mythological and theoretical female ejaculation.

"I have to be careful when I'm eating so I don't get taco juice on my shirt."

"I don't really want to smell like taco juice all day."

by The Golden Burrito May 2, 2008

taco racist

A person, usually with delusions of grandeur, that is unaccepting of fast food tacos due to their inauthentic nature.

Jose refuses to eat Taco Bell, since it's not real "Mexican Food". He's a taco racist.

by deadparadise April 27, 2017

tile taco

a pussy that is completely shaven

I messaged her tile taco until it was soaked!

by Grimfour April 26, 2006