by KrW September 07, 2005
An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008
When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall
by True illness April 29, 2016
After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009
by Monky fckr_69 October 06, 2020
Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.
by Quahog 1 October 27, 2009
A retail/service employee that mans the tills!
a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
a till monkey is customer fodder, you place them at the front of the counter awaiting the slaughter!! they know nothing and have trouble spelling their own names!
they are expendable! :P
"till monkey Joe of MacDonalds"
he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
he gets your order wrong, after spitting in it anyway! and short changes you for the pleasure!
by kenny Chin March 04, 2004