by Kaiana September 10, 2021
Get the silvas_mistress mug.When you force your girlfriends butthole to prolapse and then bend her over and kiss her between her legs and under her inner anus.
Brock’s favorite time of the year is Christmas because He gets to kiss all his clients under his pink mistletoe at the barbershop
by Sluggerfunk January 13, 2022
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and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
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and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!
by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021
Get the National Mistletoe Day mug.A fan fiction of Oikawa and Iwaizumi, that will tear your heart in two. Make you cry for hours on end. Also after reading it, the song (specifically the piano version of it) A Thousand Years by Christian Perry will make you cry every time you hear it.
"Hey! Have you read the fanfic Best Mistake?"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
by _TooruOikawaFavoriteFoodIsMilk December 17, 2021
Get the Best Mistake mug.A former Dirty foot "name referencing a Methamphetamine whore". Most commonly found working at a custom flour mixing mill. Flirts with everyone in highly inappropriate ways.
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