Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
by My_love_life_sucks October 28, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
by MBison69 November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by Super idol November 21, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022
Get the Matthew Andresmug. by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021
Get the John Matthew M. Reyesmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!
Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!
Like just shut up
Shut up
Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!
Like just shut up
Shut up
“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female
“Unfortunately” - chica
“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica
“U right” - female
“Unfortunately” - chica
“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica
“U right” - female
by A literal god April 10, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.