kevin

the best bf you could get, he’s sweet, always there for you and never runs out of love for you. he’s amazing. he’s funny, adorable, and the absolute loml. i wouldn’t be here w out him. he’s intelligent, strong, HOT. i j love kevin’s:).

hey do you know kevin?

yes he’s so amazing :)

by whoreforkevin June 20, 2021

Kevinism

The best political way to go, it is the reason you look up and think "i am soo grateful that Hitler died because he was gay" and the reason why your asian parents beat the living fuck out of the when you bet a b plus.

DAMN! KEVINISM REALLY IS GREAT

by KEVVVVZ June 28, 2021

Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".

Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.

by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.

Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!

by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

Kevin altmeir

the typical guy to date both twins a day after he breaks up with one. always thinks that he can capture any girls heart.

Kevin Altmeir dated me and then my twin sister

by Chaz and malaika forever November 20, 2018