The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
Get the Jordan Snowdenmug. Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.
by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay
Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
by Fuck off bro July 2, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. A word the media has taken to use as it depicts the n word but, is undercover as only pussy bitch white boys use this common phrase.
by Halucanun901 April 11, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Rocketerium July 27, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.