January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022

January 30th

The day I made a mistake of talking to kiri

On January 30th the demon known as ever talking to kiri (jokes maybe i haven’t decided)

by ymirsgf January 30, 2021

January 28th

28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

by pR1zm4 February 4, 2021

Janitorial Jizz January

When it takes you the whole month of January to clean all the jizz from Destroy Dick December.

Damn that’s a lot of jizz from Destroy Dick December! Get ready for Janitorial Jizz January!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018

January 19th

The best person in the world is born this day, happy birthday baby!

"Hey Axel"
"What?"
"Today's January 19th! Your birthday, the best person in the world day!"
"Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me"

by dusty-bun October 9, 2022

January

The month where the smart, bright , amazing, outstanding people are born. If you are born in January people like you as a friend. Or some people may like you more than just a friend. January is when you can be free because its a new year!

January is the beginning of the year and is when you can almost fix everything.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020