too much internet for today 

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

too much internet for today by lakalakaboomboom October 17, 2020

You can't beat the Internet 

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

You can't beat the Internet by Lolquoi February 21, 2011

The Internet People

A term used to describe the large demographic who spend a large portion of their day doing stupid things online (blogging, commenting on blogs, making google maps, tweeting, etc.). Through an aggregated affect of their anonymity and willingness to comment on topics of which they have now knowledge these people are significantly dumber than most Americans.

Someone who posts a word on Urban Dictionary, for example, could be considered a member of the internet people.

The Internet People by FrontDesk3 March 13, 2009

Anti-Internet Movement 

Any group of people who are opposed to using the internet or being on it all the time.

I personally consider myself part of the anti-internet movement, but I only use the internet for research purposes because in my opinion people should really use it more seriously and not treat it like some fun digital toy. The internet really is a serious place.

Anti-Internet Movement by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

The Internet Is Not Creative 

The internet is not creative. He just lies in bed all day and decomposes.

Yo/

The Internet Is Not Creative/
He just lies in bed all day and decomposes./
All deaths are final./
End./
End/
/End

The Internet Is Not Creative by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023

The Real Meanings of Internet Words 

haha = Genuinely funny
hahaha = Really laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH = Holy shit that was funny.

lol = Couldn't care less.
lolk = Yes (looks at you weirdly)

What are the The Real Meanings of Internet Words

Knock Knock Joke = lol
Someone rambles and you type = lolk

The Real Meanings of Internet Words by MDubs and RDubs November 16, 2010

name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food 

You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food by Sudo Nim? June 11, 2018