When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
by bookofevans February 6, 2022

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.
by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
