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Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.
by Brentroxum February 1, 2024
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Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp
MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.
by Vllllll December 1, 2023
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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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Homeless under the hammer

A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.
Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"
by The SWC official March 25, 2024
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024
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Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024
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Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it
Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand
by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024
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