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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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Human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping
Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”
by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020
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human exhaust

This refers to the excremental orifice of the human body.
"I thought you meant a human exhaust" - Vader
by vaderut99 August 11, 2021
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Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns somebody with schizophrenia into, in a cinematic way. Lucky for people with other mental illnesses, liquid nitrogen does not turn everyone into a human popsicle. At least, that's the latest kind of misinformation writers are spreading like wildfire.
Liquid nitrogen just made a human popsicle out of that guy with schizophrenia, i guess the killer found his weakness. Liquid nitrogen.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
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Human Juggernaut

A human with a penis,vagina,boobs, and testicles
The human juggernaut could not be stopped
by Bay Mac April 11, 2021
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The Human AimBot

The human AimBot is a man by the name of Adam Worster. He literally shits on kids in Fortnite. 360 headshots. He is the literal embodiment of AimBot
“Bro that dudes like the Human AimBot, He peed in her mouth from 30 yards away!”
by mroyal207 December 23, 2023
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