got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 02, 2019

Ham packed

That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!

Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed

by The steamer 4 December 16, 2019

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 04, 2019

Hammed

To get aggressively sexified by a man.

Girl 1: Should I hit up this guy?
Girl 2: No way! I won’t allow you to get hammed by a fugly beta.

by killurselfbitch December 09, 2022

Hammed

To get blocked for being annoying or a nuisance.

"Yo bro yo still get methods from Dev?"
"Nah gang I got Hammed."
"What that mean?"
"I got blocked, I spammed his tele and he got mad"

by B00NKG4NG April 10, 2023