footage

A piece of recent video or film.

'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'

by jchr October 30, 2013

duh football

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

by Dentar July 30, 2008

Footloose

Free to do as one pleases ; no attachments

Joey has always been a footloose person, always moving on and doing whatever he wants.

by xfalloutofgracex December 26, 2005

Foothill Horizons Summer Camp

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.

Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2011

Football Widow

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.

by Julie H December 8, 2005

football zombie

A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.

My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.

by IH8FB November 12, 2012

Football cut

Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.

Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"

by rPysh February 7, 2017