Fart Bomb

collecting a fart in your hand and throwing the smell at someone

Harvato fart bombed me and I smelled like a skunk.

by Anesthesia God August 18, 2020

Fart Raid

While the victim is asleep a group of friends sneak in the room close all the windows fart stinky farts all at once and wake up the victim. Then they lock the victim in their room forcing the victim to smell the farts!

Man tonight I will host a fart raid on Alfred after he was flirting with my girl!

by fartso55 November 25, 2016

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

fart squirrel

an adorable euphemism for a skunk

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.

by BxJmc January 8, 2016

Veet Fart

The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.

Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?

Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!

Friend: ROFLCOPTER

by HOSE B December 5, 2012

vintage fart

on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.

jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.

by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021

throwing farts

To cup your hand around your butt hole and to fart into it. Close your hand Then throw it in someones face

Throwing farts into megans face gave her pink eye

by jimmerjim March 10, 2016