yer face

1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something

2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".

1)

Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."

2)

Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."

by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016

Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.

I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.

by Avizzlery September 11, 2009

pigano face

A person that looks like a pig. This person has a pig face and a pig nose.

Man check out that girl over there. She looks like miss piggy. She has a pigano face.

by jimmybomm May 21, 2020

Face Lint

When ever you shave your face and miss a small patch of hair that is very noticeable by others. It is called Face Lint.

Man 1: "Did you shave this morning?"
Man 2: "Yea why?"
Man 1: "Because you got a little face lint there."

by Gregory P. Stapleton November 15, 2009

Smoody Face

When you are completely befuddled at a question you were just asked...

Frank had his Smoody Face after he was asked for the square root of 78.

by Foreign_Prophet June 11, 2021

Chad face

This is a performance where you suck your cheeks in and smile representing the face of the prominent internet meme "giga chad"

I am doing a chad face

by Fortnitecheeks June 22, 2022