Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

aaron presley edwards

An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo

You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.

by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018

Neil Francis Edward

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020

Guadalupe and Eduardo

Is a two couple that can work together in a team and they both have so much fun and they support each other family. Guadalupe give every love to Eduardo and he try to give her every thing to make him happy

Guadalupe and Eduardo are the best couple because they can do a lot of things together

by Master cookie dough 374 November 21, 2021

Da’moni Edwards

da’moni known as moni 💕 she is funny, loving, beautiful, caring , and AWESOME 😎 she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet and such a great friend ! once you meet her your gonna love her and once you lose her you’ll never forget her ❤️ she doesn’t liek drama and she’s fnf , don’t play with her tf 😉 live laugh love moni 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

“i wish to be like da’moni she’s the best !” Da’Moni Edwards

by livelaughloveglo February 12, 2023

Dylan James Edward Karnow

Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.

Wow you’re literally a Dylan James Edward Karnow

by Cooliomoolio February 22, 2023

Benny Safdie as Edward Teller

Benny's Edward Teller in Oppenheimer; like, from 'Good Time' to bomb time! Unique face, acting skills off the charts.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that intense guy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Benny Safdie as Edward Teller, dude! From 'Good Time' to 'Oppenheimer,' he's intense.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023