Cum Munchies

When you are in the mood for a snack, but the only snack that will do is cum.

Dude #1: "Man, I haven't had any spunk all week! A nice hot load would really hit the spot right about now."

Dude #2: "Dude, you've got the cum munchies!"

by Cameron_Hunter December 17, 2012

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cum drops

similar to gum drops, just made from semen instead of sugar

My girlfriend really enjoyed the cum drops that I put in her mouth

by so big June 10, 2013

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Cum flower

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.

I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

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The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

by NMasters September 25, 2012

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cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

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