Perfect child

Usually a person named Seren

She is just simply the best

1- my child’s name is Seren. She is a perfect child

2- wow you are so lucky to have her.

3- I wish I had a child like Seren.

4- she is so perfect

by Perfectly crafted child August 11, 2021

Your child

You are not doing it for your child.

Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

by Lexv June 1, 2024

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Child support

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022