Cap

A fat lie

Guy 1: Hey bro I just lost my V-card

Guy 2: That's Cap!

by Weed_Enthusiast January 20, 2021

love cap

The act of shooting someone on your own team on Halo. Like a love tap, but with bullets, a.k.a. caps. Usually used to piss people off until they kill you, which gives you the option to boot them.

That fucker is love capping me, but I don't want to kill him cause I know he'll boot me.

by joeykip October 27, 2010

Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

Ez Cap

When something is easily done.

Guy1: hey, can you make me some pancakes.
Guy2: yeah bro. Ez cap

by Pinkfrostingdrips December 10, 2023

Cap

It’s when u fucking lie you idiot? Why u go search these things like u live under a rock? Don’t you know what cap is??.... um chile anyways sooo
This is all not cap you moron
Only because I’m feeling generous today cap is used only from young people if you are 29+ please don’t use it you will be cringe as fuck and ruin the whole mood just don’t.

Someone: I am pregnant and it’s yours!!
Smart person: stop cappin I am a girl in real life....

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Calm Cap

When something is calm and of the usual but also not true or just plainly, false.

Yo mayn i jus fucked 12 bitches in the aah but they allll legal so it’s calm cap.

by Dantheman123 December 23, 2020

Cap

Short for "Capital" meaning cool and unique.

"Dude did you see that new pair of boardshorts?"
"Yeah man, they're cap!"

by laboyertory April 8, 2009