Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.

I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.

I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me

by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

Dome Candy

The gansta way to say throwing knife in Call of Duty.

1. Man, i just fed that noob some dome candy!
2. Damn, i just got dome candied in the ass.

by Cam the coconut December 14, 2011

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022

Candies

Pieces of sweet food you eat

Candies nuts fit in your mouth?

by mkdczld July 6, 2022

Accent Candy

When someone speaks in a mastered fake accent, and asks people “Can you guess where I’m from?”, and enjoys it when people can’t. That’s them eating the Accent Candy.

He spoke in a perfect British accent and asked, “Guess where I’m from?” When everyone guessed wrong, he smiled—eating the Accent Candy.

by miwsyed September 5, 2025