Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
Get the Distant Crushmug. by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019
Get the Crush Crackmug. "Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response
"Which one?"
2nd response
"Your really a crush thot"
Response
"Which one?"
2nd response
"Your really a crush thot"
by anonymous April 5, 2024
Get the Crush thotmug. by biggs0720 May 18, 2025
Get the Orange Crushmug. 1)
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."
2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
Person A: "Damn, I used be such a crush slut."
Person B: "Really?"
Person A: "Yeah, at one point I had 9 crushes at once."
Person B:
Person B: "WTF."
2)
Person A: "As Hozier says, I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
Person B: "So in other words, you're a crush slut."
Person A: "Yep."
by SJH67 July 9, 2018
Get the Crush Slutmug. When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024
Get the crush courtmug. A crush is when you have feelings for or you are attracted to a person.
Whether you know the person or not you can still have an attraction crush.
A crush is the worst feeling in the world, because it is essentially liking someone who might not like you back. Crushes suck, but they can be nice sometimes.
Whether you know the person or not you can still have an attraction crush.
A crush is the worst feeling in the world, because it is essentially liking someone who might not like you back. Crushes suck, but they can be nice sometimes.
Syteah: I think I have a crush on that girl from the supermarket.
Lylah: You haven't even spoken to her, you don't know each other.
Syteah: I know that, but this crush is gonna haunt my dreams.
Lylah: You're ridiculous!
Lylah: You haven't even spoken to her, you don't know each other.
Syteah: I know that, but this crush is gonna haunt my dreams.
Lylah: You're ridiculous!
by your-favourite-disappointment April 14, 2022
Get the Crushmug.