"you go to virginia wesleyan college? what the hell is that?"
by vwcmarlin May 02, 2016
One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.
Person1: Hey, where do you live?
Person2: Dubois College House.
Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person2: Dubois College House.
Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.
by 2013quaker May 05, 2011
Fast forward 9 years...
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
by Hkvsjdvsja February 02, 2018
A dump, pure and simple. It may have been a nice school at one point, but now it is just a shithole where everyone smokes, no one goes to classes (which is a joke there anyway), and 4/5th of the student body is black, lesbian , or both. Many of he RAs are over-zealous first semester sophomores who lord over the freshmen with an iron fist. Assigned bathroom stalls and shower times? Hell yeah because that's what's coming for you. Want a better women's college in Virginia? Try Hollins or Sweetbriar. Mary Baldwin is a bad choice if you actually want to go to college to earn a degree.
Mary Baldwin College girl 1: that's some good weed!
MBC girl 2: shouldn't you come in off the porch and work on that 5 page paper that's due tomorrow?
MBC girl 1: fuck that! That's why I'm at this school....where no one gives a shit!
MBC girl 2: shouldn't you come in off the porch and work on that 5 page paper that's due tomorrow?
MBC girl 1: fuck that! That's why I'm at this school....where no one gives a shit!
by Xxxcarrotsxxx September 11, 2011
a town with a college problem. stuck in the middle of the white mountains, not much to do except drink and walk in the snow. town has a thing for pumpkins.
by The RUX! November 19, 2013
The best all dude school in missouri can beat anyone except blue springs in any sport. St. John de Lasalle is the saint there. Their sister school is St Joe. They are f*cking awesome.
Hey u see Christian brothers college game last night?
Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs
True
Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs
True
by Therealmofo32 November 20, 2016
A wonderful, old school (founded 1933). Our mascot is the Panther. Our STUDent body is composed of ninjas, superheros, incredibly hot females, and one weird occasional weird guy. Our faculty is composed of demi-gods, pro wrestlers, and Epic Box.
by the hot female May 03, 2011