Christian

The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.

He seems to be a really nice guy, he must be a Christian!

by Supreme leader volodymir February 2, 2018

Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).

Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.

by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018

Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.

I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!

by Timcal July 19, 2018

christian

a dumbass kid who thinks he’s cute but not he’s really dumb but my bestfriend but yeah he is a bully but it’s fine

christian;hits jenna
#bully #bestfriend

by jljx_ November 19, 2019

Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.

Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.

by -I$zey January 2, 2022

Bennet christian

A devious Gooner with glasses.

Oh no!!! It’s Bennet Christian!!!!

by EthanFergusontheGREAT July 6, 2025

Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!

Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024