Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

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Garlic bread

Your mate's free use girlfriend who everyone gets a piece of.

"Yo wanna go share some garlic bread later?"

by Zamn Shes 12 August 20, 2025

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Bread or buns

Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return to obtain something with equal value must be lost.

“Can you pay for my hair?”
“BREAD OR BUNS”

by Desifrmouteast September 18, 2025

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Slag Bread

the un-desirable end pieces in a loaf of bread

it gets touched by everyone but no one wants it.

Paul you want a sandwich?

Yeah but don't use the slag bread i don't like it.

by Icxrus September 23, 2025

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Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.

Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.

by Steadlur October 9, 2025

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