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murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.
Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!
by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018
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the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant
The biscuits are baking in the “oven
by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019
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Chest biscuits

A phrase to define Arnold Schwarzenegger’s pecs in the 70’s. SpeciallyPumping Iron
“Iron is to my muscles, like yeast is to my pecs. My chest biscuits have risen phenomenally even and in under 20 minutes.”
by #CB November 21, 2018
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Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.
I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022
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Soggy Biscuit

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.
Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.
by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024
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Biscuit

Biscuit is a white and little brown dog with a lot of hair ..he is the most adorable dog ..He loves chicken, carrot and treats. He loves to play with a ball 🏀 .He enjoys cuddles from everyone :)
That dog is so cute ..He is just like Biscuit
by Spices November 24, 2021
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Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth
Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair
by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020
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