No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

panty bar

When a guy wears panties and gets an erection.

She could see his king size panty bar from the bus.

by Trinegru January 22, 2023

Hex bar

Can replace any curse word in any situation can be used to insult someone or in anger

What the actual Hex bar
Get to the Hex bar side
Don’t be a Hex Bar
Why are you being a Hex bar

by Kaleb:) February 4, 2020

Alabama Klondike bar

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug…

My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025