Rizz Biscuit

That guy you know with all the rizz you're crushing on but really can't pass him the butter yet because it's bad for the status and the streak. That's a Rizz Biscuit!

Raelynn, how's your Rizz Biscuit doing today have you heard from him? Heather, no! You know I never respond to any of the DMs!

by Quadrant December 17, 2024

Biscuit

the non-cuss word version of "bitch" that your toxic friend calls you when they are being mean to you

"I hate you, you biscuit!"
"stop being such a biscuit."

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Biscuit

Biscuit is just what your looking for after a long day. She’ll always listen and give an input. Don’t let her hard exterior fool you she’s fluffy on the inside.

Emma is such a biscuit

by Youngbeauty4440 March 29, 2020

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

tickle biscuit

weak ass mother fucker

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.

by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011

gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.

Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!

by MTen10 February 18, 2018

Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

by Droteratti August 25, 2011