sebass_bastian9

sebass_bastian9 is a popular car spotter that likes boys.

Do you know sebass_bastian9, he likes boys.

by CAR SPOTTER PP March 26, 2023

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.

"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023

Panel beating

Vigorous and rhythmic pounding, either into vehicle panels... but preferably into vaginas

Before I get started Panel beating, I'm gonna turn her inside out and lick her like a crisp packet

by Wellhungploughboy July 28, 2024

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024

social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024