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August 19th

August 19th
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day
Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number
by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024
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August 23-30th

EVIL week.

The official week where everything is EVIL.
Add EVIL to your usernames and act EVIL the whole time. 😈
hey dude when's EVIL week? i gyatta get prepared” “august 23-30th!!!!” “thanks!”
by twinkitron2000 August 23, 2024
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August 24

Guy: hey bro it’s august 24 it’s national milkyray day
by milkyray_number_1_fan May 5, 2024
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August 10

it’s a day where you send your best friend(s) your best soapy tits pic
A:Hey, you know what today is?
B: It’s August 10th
A: Its also soapy tits pic day
by edgymofo May 5, 2024
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Augustine

A thin guy, who is snarky and sarcastic. He is brilliant, and despite his thin frame, he has a vast and seemingly boundless intellect (and he knows it). This gives him a dark, and realistic view on life, preferring pragmatism and logic to hope and faith. Generally, Augustine's are tall, with a weird mix out outgoing charm and shy isolationism, they love to point out the similarities between themselves and their self-proclaimed or real namesake, Augustus Caesar, who was known for his brilliance and charisma, but was considered sickly and thin. They often come off as having a superiority complex, readily reminding people that they are factually correct, and pointing out since they're right whatever you have to say is rendered irrelevant. In reality, this is just how they think, fact is their god.

They are loyal and caring, but also hold really long grudges, and are generally suspicious of what they describe "overly friendly people", but once you earn their trust they will stand by you through thick and thin, but they will never frogive you if you break it.

An Augustine is usually politically inclined, if not involved then well informed, and can point out all the flaws and solutions within a political system. They are planners and thinkers, inclined to structured schedules (that they design) and intellectually stimulating tasks.
"Who's this Augustine guy?"
"Oh, he's this smart guy in my Philosophy class, which he said he's taking 'for fun'!"
"That's insane!"
"Yeah, he's talkative and generally polite, but also super guarded."
"oooh, mysterious!"
by Perspicacious Thesaurus May 20, 2024
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August 11 2012

The day my parents made the biggest mistake of their lifes.
I genuinely don't know what to put here
August 11 2012
by meao39157 January 12, 2025
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