wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

by Robinhos April 25, 2015

asshole

1. A term of endearment most commonly used in the tactical/self defense community.
2. Someone who really knows their field of expertise and may seem abrupt to those that did not expect to get their gear dirty.

That (insert favorite instructor) is an asshole. He really knows his shit!

by multicam_cowbell April 28, 2015

asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

by loli big boobs July 3, 2015

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

Asshole

Asshole: someone who posts a lot of things on Urban Dictionary and doesn't vote on them so they are all backed up.

I posted on one thing then voted on over 100 posts to make up for it cause it is backed up.

I am not an Asshole ... Are you?

Synynyms: Dickhead,cocklover,ass,junky,tocoolforschool

by TruthfulLier"_" August 7, 2015

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015