Cleetys's Asshole

Name: Cleetys's Asshole Mug
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When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

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pack of Assholes

A pack of people that make your life miserable.
Mainly management in a big corporation. Not to leave those on the descending ladder. CNO, office management , head nurses and co workers.

Them pack of assholes been trying to get me to quit because they can’t fire me.

I know right, try working with these pack of Assholes.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023

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licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

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Asshole

A person who, on the game Teamfortress 2, caps on hightower.

Cougar is an asshole because he caps on hightower.

by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016

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"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

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